The Rod
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THE ROD

The Rod was born Eric. He was an innocent boy until he met the Stumpf. His interaction with the Stumpf convinced him of the need to adopt an alternative personality. A Nom de Plume, if you will, and, you will.

Eric: accountant; mixologist. Searching for a way to tap into the hidden strengths that all humans have. Then an accidental overdose of doughy cans and lemon drop shots altered his body chemistry. And now when Eric grows inebriated or outraged, a startling metamorphosis occurs.


The Rod is driven by lust and pursued by an investigative reporter from Janesville. The Rod is wanted for a one-night stand he doesn't even recall. So Eric has hidden in an unlit home with a wife and child, and he must remain hidden, until he can find a way to control the raging spirit that dwells within him.

The Immutable Laws of Rod:

1. The Rod doesn't deal in hypotheticals
2. Friction = Fire
3. Rob Schneider movie + Pooley's = Spanish Fly
4. French Canadians can't resist croissants
5. Crate and Barrel negates all that is good and funny
6. Never mix Jack Daniels and Fresca
7. The Rod is always front and center
8. Death before brunch
9. Jack Daniels and/or Sauerkraut is a cure-all
10. Metal will always rule