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THE GAMEHOLE FAQ'S
Q: What is The Gamehole?
A: You are truly an idiot. It is a hole for gaming.
Q: What happens in The Gamehole?
A: The Gamehole opens its arms and orifices to all things gaming
related. This includes but is not limited to, first and foremost,
Dungeons & Dragons. Also included are other fantasy role playing
systems, computer games, and personal gaming system concerns. You will
also find a fair amount of potato chips and pizza.
Q: What can The Gamehole do for me?
A: The Gamehole's potential boons really are too many to list.
Primarily it is a public forum established so that gamers might achieve
public recognition for the accomplishments of their PCs; but it is also
a feeling, an emotion if you will: ethereal, diaphanous, all-consuming,
and a little bit smelly after the consumption of many pieces of pizza.
If you join, you will be able to share experiences, amusing anecdotes,
as well as valuable gaming information. In other words, your gamehole
will be at peace after joining The Gamehole. And if we were not put on
this planet to have peaceful holes while spreading the word of God,
well, we just don’t know what we’re living for.
Q: Do I need to be wearing either shoes or a shirt before entering The Gamehole?
A: It is preferred, but not required. The Gamehole mascot, Stink the
cat, wears a diaper due to regular incontinence. You make the call.
Q: What makes your gamehole any more qualified than any other
collection of nerds with a computer to run a site called "The Gamehole".
A: Years of specialized training. Plus, we’re smarter than you.
Q: Is playing D&D now still as cool as it was in the 80's?
A: We’ve polled four people, one of whom was your mom, and everyone
thought D&D was cool. Besides, role-playing is part of everyday
life, and D&D is good practice. Remember that time you told
everyone you totally fucked that one chick? The members of The Gamehole
knew you didn’t. We’re experts at this stuff. And conversely, when we
explain in explicit detail what your mom looks like bent over, and the
delicate nature of her skin, you’re going to have some trouble deciding
whether or not we’re telling the truth. It’s a valuable skill, so
coolness is really beside the point. Bitch.
Q: Is the use of flaming oil on any given campaign approved of by The Gamehole?
A: The use of oil in dealing with hostiles while on campaign receives
the full endorsement of The Gamehole. That said, the use of oils and
lubricants such as Astroglide do not belong in this forum, in our
holes, or anywhere near The Hole.
Q: What snack products are preferred by Gamehole members?
A: Chip, pizza, taco, and pie families. Also, gum.
Q: Do I have what it takes to join The Gamehole?
A: You have exhibited a high degree of incompetence thus far, so we
highly doubt it. This isn’t the Shriners, so take your funny hats and
midget cars elsewhere.
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Copyright The Gamehole 2001
Updated on 9 September 2008
